Judges: David Turner, Kevin Gold, and Ericka Crouse Rules: 1. Internet entries are worth 1 point. Non-internet entries are worth 2 points. 2. Unfortunately, we discovered after printing these that we made some spelling errors. Five of the entries have a letter added, removed, or altered. Unfortunately, we don't remember which five entries they were, so you'll have to remind us. If some items (no more than five) on the list seem too hard, just remove, add, or change a single letter. For example, we might have asked for a hairy queen instead of a fairy queen, or a heron instead of a hero. 3. No Chomsky sentences. No items from the room of any player, player's roommate, or player's SO. No dead animals. Items: A "donated" organ A benevolent mercenary A BFG A Black Box A Bug in the System A coin-operated boy A Crystal Chronicle A Diplomatic Mission, and its Ambassador A fingerpainting of an extinct animal A follower of Elua A follower of EULA A Free Lunch A Gilded Lily A Goat Behind Door Number Three A Letter from one Famous George to another ... and George's reply A mini-boss A New Car! A new game A power-up A Replicant A Slice of Your Righteous Combat Pie A Sunlit Garden A Tasp A Teammate Thrown to the Wolves A time machine A Turing Machine A vowell A wizard knight A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer An A-T field An argument An instrument of whatever An Ono-sendai Ballast Blood and ashes Blue Meanies Business poetry Candy porn Death on a stick Depleted uranium Jamaica Plain Jealousy Disguised as Class Consciousness Liquid heat Megaweapon Not art, but stupid. One Million Dollars Oz Pocket Rockets Portable sex Proof that the System Works Real Ultimate Power Robot Dreams Salvation in a Convenient Spray Can Silicon-based life Something frowsy Something illegal in Georgia Something jointly owned Something like an afghan Something that would make a great name for a band Tasty words The Amazing Rando The Claw of the Conciliator The Color of Television, Tuned to a Dead Channel The End of the World As We Know It The Holy Grail of Cliches The Man Upstairs The Marauders Map The missing eye The Nose The right thing to do The Ubermensch Unrequited Love Instant wins: *The Crimson Ibis *Domna the Serving Lady *Stephen Jay Gould (deceased paleontologist) *Stephen Ray Gold (Kevin's Dad)